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Semi-Monthly announcements from Dr. Zoltan Øbelisk: Creator. Composer. Essayist. Cult Leader. Anti-Sociologist. Exo-Conservative Politician. Meta-Cynic. Misanthropologist. Anti-Motivational Speaker. Derealist. Intergalactic Demonite. Talk Show Host.

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  1. Dr. Zoltan Imprisoned In Polycarbonate Plastic
    Sent January 8th 2010

    Dr. Zoltan Imprisoned In Polycarbonate Plastic I hate sending these, so I'll keep it short. Ready? Points of Interest: • The Polycarbonate Plastic CDs of Dr. Zoltan Øbelisk's "Why I Am So Wise, Why I Am So Clever, And Why I Write Such Good Songs…" a...

  2. The New Dr. Zoltan Øbelisk Album Is Here.
    Sent December 23rd 2009

    The New Dr. Zoltan Øbelisk Album Is Here. Well, it's about time. It's been one-thousand six-hundred forty days since I released Sir Millard Mulch's "How To Sell The Whole Universe To Everybody… Once And For All!" It was a success in every way. And sin...

  3. A Message From Carl King
    Sent April 26th 2009

    A Message From Carl King Hi! Carl King here... You may know me as Sir Millard Mulch or Dr. Zoltan... or one of many other fake internet personas over the past decade. If you don't want any more emails, just click on the unsubscribe link (found somewhe...

  4. 3 YEARS FULL OF DR. ZOLTAN!
    Sent December 3rd 2008

    3 YEARS FULL OF DR. ZOLTAN! >> 3 YEARS FULL OF DR. ZOLTAN! Dr. Zoltan, the trans-dimensional being of pure marketing light-force, has now inhabited the feeble and cowardly consciousness of the host musician called Sir Millard Mulch for three full years!...

  5. Culture of Intellectuals?
    Sent November 20th 2008

    Culture of Intellectuals? http://www.drzoltan.com/forum RULES: Users will be civilized and intellectual. Stay on topic or start a new thread. Keep slang and cursing to a minimum. You are here to communicate. You should learn how to type and spell corr...

  6. Dr. Zoltan In 2600 Magazine (The Hacker Quarterly)
    Sent October 18th 2008

    This mailing list is completely worthless, because Dr. Zoltan is broadcasting his AMAZING message to thousands of humans who are not moved to action by the broadcasting of his AMAZING message. What are you going to do when you read this? Nothing? Play vid...

  7. Dr. Zoltan & Will Maier Release Song About 9/11
    Sent September 11th 2008

    Dr. Zoltan & Will Maier Release Song About 9/11 What better way to celebrate seven years of confusion than with a campfire sing-a-long? Dr. Zoltan & Will have released a song called Freefall (Catchy Folk Tune To Celebrate The End of the Republic). You ca...

  8. Download Mulch / Zoltan "How To Sell..." Collection 2 (Failure) NOW!
    Sent September 9th 2008

    Download Mulch / Zoltan "How To Sell..." Collection 2 (Failure) NOW! If you are receiving this email, it means you filled out a very important form which caused Dr. Zoltan to be permitted to contact you. Dr. Zoltan is now contacting you! DOWNLOAD "HOW T...

  9. Sir Millard Mulch? Download The 4-Disc Magnum Opus!
    Sent July 27th 2008

    Sir Millard Mulch? Download The 4-Disc Magnum Opus! RECENT BLOG ENTRIES Visit http://www.drzoltan.com/blog/ to see what is new! Here are some recent postings... • July 7, 2008 - Spying On You To Be Legalized On Tuesday! • July 8, 2008 - Dr. Zoltan And W...

  10. In Celebration of X-Day, Dr. Zoltan Gives Away All Of His Music For FREE.
    Sent July 6th 2008

    In Celebration of X-Day, Dr. Zoltan Gives Away All Of His Music For FREE. RECENT BLOG POSTS Visit http://www.drzoltan.com/blog/ to see what is new! Here are some recent postings... June 24, 2008 - Dr. Zoltan Vs. Drippy The Waitress (Fiction!) June 25, 2...

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