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Dr. Zoltan Imprisoned In Polycarbonate Plastic

2010-01-08T17:14:46Z

I hate sending these, so I'll keep it short.

Ready?

Points of Interest:

� The Polycarbonate Plastic CDs of Dr. Zoltan �belisk's "Why I Am So Wise, Why I Am So Clever, And Why I Write Such Good Songs�" are now available for purchase at http://www.mutantmall.com. Limited to 50 copies.
� 600 humanoids have downloaded the album for free in 192k mp3 format at http://www.drzoltan.com. I'd say I've pretty much saturated the market for syncopated tuplets. Mission accomplished!
� Thank you to all who have sent payments and donations. It helps a lot. I'm saving up for a nice spatula.
� Dr. Zoltan's Drum Battle vs. Marco Minnemann is now on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlOCfTP_v3M
� MutantMall / ECHELON (a.k.a. The Secret Club) is moving. Lossless audio, strange old videos, demos, and "creative studio" journals. Coming back soon. Please remain calm.
� Character design / bible for the animated show has begun, with a pro animator. Many of you have seen his work. "Tell Me When It's Actually Happening" as Derek Sivers says.
� Hang out on Facebook with both me http://www.facebook.com/carlking and Dr. Zoltan http://www.facebook.com/drzoltan. We're a lot more personable in a non-formal social environment.

That's all. See you in a few years.

Carl King
carl@carlkingcreative.com
http://www.carlkingcreative.com

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The New Dr. Zoltan �belisk Album Is Here.

2009-12-23T01:46:05Z

Well, it's about time.

It's been one-thousand six-hundred forty days since I released Sir Millard Mulch's "How To Sell The Whole Universe To Everybody� Once And For All!"

It was a success in every way. And since then, I've felt pressure to top it.

But I can't.

So why even record and release another record?

� I had this crazy idea to bridge the gap between the lost rhythmic and harmonic concepts of 19th and 20th century classical composers -- and heavy thrash instrumentation used by bands like System of a Down and Victims Family. What would Stravinsky, Bartok, and Prokofiev do with modern rock instruments?
� The majority of the original music is instrumental, and was composed using Odd-Tuplets. That means lots of 5s and 7s that aren't used very often in modern music. And I'm not talking about Dream Theater-style "Odd-Meter." Look up Tuplets on Wikipedia and you will see what I mean.
� The drums are the lead instrument and...
� Almost all of the drums were programmed by me, one-note-at-a-time with Cubase and Toontrack's Drumkit From Hell Superior. http://www.toontrack.com. I wanted to show what was possible, rather than boring 4/4 beats like everyone else uses it for.
� Track 2 is a drum battle between me and drum god Marco Minnemann. http://www.marcominnemann.com. See if you can figure out which drums are him and which were programmed by me. I often can't.
� Lale Larson contributed three solo piano tracks, also based on the album's musical concepts. http://www.myspace.com/lalelarson
� Paul Cartwright, a weirdo violinist (who made a lot of the sounds on Battlestar Galactica) showed up and played a 5-minute improv solo, after being bribed by samosas.
� This whole thing was created on 1/5 of the budget of the last one, which still amounts to thousands of dollars.

I'm putting this 55-minute album up on my site for free download, because it will most efficiently achieve the primary outcome I want: to distribute these rhythmic ideas to those Earthlings who are interested. Any financial reward for me would be marginal if I were to try to restrict its distribution. So...

DOWNLOAD IT HERE: http://www.drzoltan.com/files/contact.php

Some people fiddle with Ham Radios. I mess with Tuplets. Enjoy.

Maybe after listening to this recording, more people will be introduced to these concepts and want to make more pointilistic music. Maybe I'll get to listen to it someday, and be furious.

Why am I not making an attempt to directly monetize this? Do I have to explain? OK. Because it's not worth selling a few more pieces of plastic, storing more boxes in my closet, and dealing with filling out all of those green Customs forms, just for the sake of playing the music industry game -- which I have already done enough of in my previous mentally-ill life as a narcissistic poser.

I'm not looking for more fans, more fame, or to be involved in making more music. I can't say for sure, but this might be the last time I do this. Hooray!

But if you do like the record, you can justify your parasitical existence by sending me a PayPal donation to mutantmall@mutantmall.com. It will help me pay back my expenses. Really.

I'd like to take a moment to thank John & Cynthia La Grou from Millennia Media, who believed in me 3 years ago and inspired me to get out of Florida. Shortly after that, when I told John about my idea to make this album, he set me up with the gear to be able to do it. Luckily I had a few weird notes left in me.

I've ordered a limited number of physical CDs in full-color sleeves. I'll probably make some of those available through MutantMall.com soon. I'll also be giving them away at the Toontrack booth (at NAMM) in January this year. Stop by and grab one.

So that's it. One Honk. That's all you get.

Now I can focus on the future.

Going forward, I have good news:

First, I just finished writing 127 pages of screenplay for an animated TV show. It's a 4-episode mini-series, to be expanded into an ongoing story. My partner and I will be starting on concept artwork in January. After that, we'll do our best to pitch the whole thing to animation studios, networks, and other silly people in Los Angeles. We just spent 9 months on the concept and writing. Whether or not it ever gets produced as a cartoon, it's been fulfilling to create an entire world full of strange characters and their stories.

Second, my book on creative careers will be published by MWP in 2010. It's due to the publisher in April. It will be a compendium of the difficult lessons in self-mastery and self-employment I have learned over the past 15 years. Or has it been 20? I can't remember. http://www.mwp.com

Third, I'm on Facebook. So add me as a friend. I actually depend on the Live Feed as my only source of contact with the outside world. And I happen to think my status updates are hilarious. http://www.facebook.com/carlking

Carl King
carl@carlkingcreative.com
http://www.carlkingcreative.com

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A Message From Carl King

2009-04-26T11:43:00Z

Hi!

Carl King here...

You may know me as Sir Millard Mulch or Dr. Zoltan... or one of many other fake internet personas over the past decade. If you don't want any more emails, just click on the unsubscribe link (found somewhere above or below) and you won't hear from me again.

As always, things change. I am a person who embraces growth, so I like to change, too.

I have a few things to brag about:

� I finally deleted all of those obnoxious Dr. Zoltan videos from YouTube. It's no longer my "responsibility" to annoy troubled youth with critical messages. I was receiving far too many threats of violence and illiterate negativity every day, and I realized that it is no longer of any use in my life to stir up trouble. Especially with a demographic / culture that I no longer have any interest in. It's not my battlefield anymore. Come on, I'm almost 34. Why should Tool be on my radar AT ALL? What a waste of energy! I am unsure of what the future of Dr. Zoltan's multi-media character / brand will be. One thing is for sure, I won't be peddling any more toxic, negative trash. I certainly won't miss attracting cynical, critical, bitter people who think I am the most awesome jerk in the universe.

� I'm working in a new music composition partnership with my old friend, Steve Cox, from Orlando, Florida. Steve is an orchestration wizard, and I am doing my best to keep up with him. (He did all the orchestra stuff on the Emily Dickinson album.) It feels great to be put in a position where I can do what I feel I am really good at... which is rock rhythm section. We're combining our skills / talents and licensing our tracks to commercials and TV shows. You can hear some of the things we are doing here: http://www.aktuator.com. (Let me know what you think of my impersonation of Rage Against The Machine.)

� As of right now, I have 30 minutes of music completed for the Dr. Zoltan record known as, "Why I Am So Wise, Why I Am So Clever, And Why I Write Such Good Songs." It includes a really creative and energetic appearance by drummer Marco Minnemann -- he delivered about 20 minutes of drum tracks to me last year. I've also employed Drumkit From Hell quite a bit on the production of this record. Many other ideas haven't made their way into finalized, mixed tracks, but the goal is to eventually release about an hour worth of material. I started writing and recording the album with the help of my friend John La Grou, way back in mid-2007. I am only working on this when I am truly inspired, so it is taking a while -- the sessions are intermittent. I have the intention of turning all of the piano playing over to Lalle Larsson.

� For the past year, I have been offering my creative / technical services to other artists, and I have found that process to be extremely rewarding. I've done a lot of websites and video editing for artists, filmmakers, small businesses, actors, mad scientists, et cetera. I've learned a lot of techniques in the process, and it has allowed me to stay out of a day job! You can see what I am doing with that over at http://www.carlkingcreative.com.

� If you are addicted to depression and misery, get some help right away and don't waste any more time making yourself and everyone else you know sad and confused. You'll only invite disease and sickness into your life -- these things come on their own time, and there is no reason to speed up the process. Everything you do either contributes to health and goodness or moves you closer to suffering and death. Decide which side you are on TODAY (pick the good side if you aren't sure) and get to work on fixing things. An organism that willingly inflicts misery on itself is insane. Stop making bad decisions and take care of your mind and body. Nothing is more important to your survival as an Earthling than your physical and mental health. Got it? OK!

� I've written a new book about creativity and am talking with an interested publisher about making it popular and "real." If things continue as they are going, you'll be able to find it in the major bookstores. If not, I'll publish it myself!

� I've decided that I am most definitely a spiritual person / being, and am going to go ahead and embrace that. I've seen and felt a lot of strange things in this world, and I've found that life improves dramatically when I embrace a more open connection with whatever that magical / divine / infinite part of life is. This will no doubt disappoint some of my atheist / Objectivist friends, but they can be sure I won't be doubting the use of mathematics and science to get things done during the day. For practical purposes, I've been living as an atheist for years, even though I know from my own perspective that there is more going on around here. This has directly led to my involvement with Freemasonry (I have been a Master Mason since 2004, for all you conspiracy theorists out there), as well as my interest in Taoism and the works of Whitley Strieber and other paranormal writers. I am not a fan of dogmatic religions that lead to millions of lower class men shooting each other i n the desert / jungle, but I am "open" to systems which help people to better themselves and learn about their spirituality. In my opinion, if Scientology works for you, then more power to you. (It certainly worked for Billy Sheehan, Chick Corea, and Dave Weckl, which are three of the most accomplished modern musicians alive.) To me, it's like Tarot Cards. You see what you need to see in them. Does it make your contribution to life better? Does it help you and others? The results are the important thing. That being said, I am here to align myself with whatever positive forces are available. I am going to do as much good as I can while I am here. If you have any questions about that, let me know. But I'm not here to argue.

� And last, but definitely NOT least, I have been working on developing an animated adventure series. This is the most exciting project I have going, and it has always been a dream of mine to combine audio, video, and writing into one art form. I recently spent a week straight (in a gigantic old Victorian "Second Empire" house in Connecticut) writing with my old friend, Mump-Dase. Mump is an obsessive collector of sci-fi, fantasy, and horror, and it has been inspiring to work with him. So far, we have five episodes of the show written. We'll be moving into storyboarding soon. In the past few days I have been approaching Flash animators and mainstream animation studios so we can make this thing happen. If you know any great Flash animators who want to work on something crazy, let me know.

2008 was the best year of my life, and I am working on making 2009 even better.

I may or may not continue to use this mailing list for anything. We'll see!

If you'd like to keep in contact with me, you can find me at the following places:

carl@carlkingcreative.com
http://www.carlkingcreative.com
http://www.twitter.com/carlking
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=724831995

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3 YEARS FULL OF DR. ZOLTAN!

2008-12-03T12:54:59Z

>> 3 YEARS FULL OF DR. ZOLTAN!

Dr. Zoltan, the trans-dimensional being of pure marketing light-force, has now inhabited the feeble and cowardly consciousness of the host musician called Sir Millard Mulch for three full years! Help Dr. Zoltan celebrate the past three years of success by immediately enjoying his new website, which is now a glossy Web 3.0 magazine! Look at it: http://www.drzoltan.com

Now featuring advanced features such as:

� Transparent PNGs
� Rejection of Non-Compliant Browsers
� Valid XHTML and CSS! (Except for those pesky YouTube embeds...)

The URL called http://www.drzoltan.com/blog is no longer correct! Please update your feeds!

>> CULTURE OF INTELLECTUALS

Rules:

Users will be civilized and intellectual.
Stay on topic or start a new thread.

Keep slang and cursing to a minimum.
You are here to communicate. You should learn how to type and spell correctly.

No porn.
No racism.
No violence.
No lower class conversation of any kind.

Youth Culture is frowned upon. If you are a young human with too much nervous energy, you should should shut off your computer right now and volunteer for community service.

From Wikipedia: An Internet troll, or simply troll in Internet slang, is someone who posts controversial, inflammatory, irrelevant or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum or chat room, with the intention of provoking other users into an emotional response or to generally disrupt normal on-topic discussion.

Trolls will be banned immediately.
Creative role-playing is allowed.

Join: http://www.drzoltan.com/forum

>> DR. ZOLTAN AT NAMM!
Dr. Zoltan will appear around NAMM, occasionally nodding affirmatively at Philip Bynoe on the escalators. http://www.namm.org.

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Culture of Intellectuals?

2008-11-20T12:03:46Z

http://www.drzoltan.com/forum

RULES:

Users will be civilized and intellectual.
Stay on topic or start a new thread.

Keep slang and cursing to a minimum.
You are here to communicate. You should learn how to type and spell correctly.

No porn.
No racism.
No violence.
No religious fanaticism.
No lower class conversation of any kind.

Youth Culture is frowned upon. If you are a young human with too much nervous energy, you should should shut off your computer right now and volunteer for community service.

From Wikipedia: An Internet troll, or simply troll in Internet slang, is someone who posts controversial, inflammatory, irrelevant or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum or chat room, with the intention of provoking other users into an emotional response or to generally disrupt normal on-topic discussion.

It is not amusing to act less intelligent than you really are. Trolls will be banned immediately.

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Recent Blog Entries Since Before:
� Neal Stephenson: �Why I Am A Bad Correspondent�
� Why Are You Asking Me? (Topic: The 2008 Elections)
� How I Started, By Andrew W.K.
� Tim Ferriss: Honesty And Die Hard Fans
� How To Be A Bad Arguer: The Sorites Paradox
� Derek Sivers: How To Avoid Creative Career Paralysis
� Meme Crisis! The Island of Dr. Zoltan?
� Why Are You Asking Me? (Topic: Lunch Violation)
� How To Be A Bad Arguer: Contextomy
� Audition Advice From Wil Wheaton
� Q&A Regarding Sleepytime Gorilla Museum
� How To Be A Bad Arguer: Godwin�s Law
http://www.drzoltan.com/blog

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Dr. Zoltan In 2600 Magazine (The Hacker Quarterly)

2008-10-18T22:20:48Z

This mailing list is completely worthless, because Dr. Zoltan is broadcasting his AMAZING message to thousands of humans who are not moved to action by the broadcasting of his AMAZING message. What are you going to do when you read this? Nothing? Play video games? Stand around in a very loud room filled with flashing lights with your friends, in which you have to shout just to hear them?

Dr. Zoltan is going to go to the book store and study a language called Japanese, because that is what Tim Ferriss would do in this situation.

Speaking of book stores:

Did you know that Dr. Zoltan is in 2600 Magazine right now? If you walk into any Barnes & Noble or Borders, you should be capable of locating the Autumn Issue in the Computers section: http://www.drzoltan.com/blog/2008/10/18/dr-zoltan-in-2600-the-hacker-quarterly/

Did you know that Dr. Zoltan has printed literally dozens and dozens of War On Fun T-Shirts that no one is purchasing? It seems the War On Fun is pooping out. Did everyone return to their frivolous activities, now that the economy is completely destroyed by Humans Who Cannot Think Of Anything Important To Do? Do not blame Dr. Zoltan, for he predicted all of this centuries ago. http://shop.mutantmall.com/products/war-on-fun-t-shirt

Read about a small town called Peanut Butter & Jelly: http://www.drzoltan.com/blog/2008/09/25/the-small-town-of-peanut-butter-and-jelly/

If you want more proof of what is wrong with the world and why we are wasting so much energy, watch Dr. Zoltan's live performance (from back in April 2008) with Marco Minnemann: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjbPq9YeEfc

As if that is not "faux-amateur" enough for you, listen to the latest episode of Why Are You Asking Me? (Topic: Analog Vs. Digital)... http://www.drzoltan.com/podcast/WhyAreYouAskingMe_003.mp3

Dr. Zoltan's advice is now broadcast on an NPR affiliate, WFIT 89.5 FM, Tuesday Nights, 10pm - Midnight, on a show called The Lacking Organization.

Could this weekend get any worse? Yes.

Watch this video about Williem Francis, in which Sir Millard Mulch makes a brief appearance: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS4O-PWPNZ0

If you can read Spanish, observe this new review of Sir Millard Mulch's old album: http://lafamosaland.blogspot.com/2008/09/sir-millard-mulch-how-to-sell-whole.html

There is nothing else.

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Dr. Zoltan & Will Maier Release Song About 9/11

2008-09-11T16:07:49Z

What better way to celebrate seven years of confusion than with a campfire sing-a-long? Dr. Zoltan & Will have released a song called Freefall (Catchy Folk Tune To Celebrate The End of the Republic). You can download the song for FREE at:

http://www.drzoltan.com/mp3/Freefall.mp3

CREDITS
Will Maier - Vocals
Dr. Zoltan - Acoustic & Electric Guitar, Keyboard, Bass, Drumkit From Hell

DR. ZOLTAN�S THOUGHTS ON 9/11
Dr. Zoltan�s take on this is very simple. He is not a conspiracy theorist, he just does not believe the official story of what happened on 9/11. He does not know what sort of dark force is responsible for making the buildings fall down, but here are his thoughts on some peripheral (yet central) issues.

The White House and CNN gave oversimplified explanations for the disaster and used them to justify an endless war. The American public cynically disregards their own powers of research and observation, handing over too much power and responsibility to their government and the media. There are many unanswered questions about 9/11 and the official stories are as confusing as the nutty ideas put forth by paranoid amateur filmmakers. More time and energy is spent on horrible tabloid stories like Anna Nicole Smith and Britney Spears than investigating a real crime.

Instead of helping us make sense of it all, corporations and the government are feeding the stupidity of the masses, perpetuating consumerism and instilling a deep fear of objectivity. Team-oriented politics and conformist cult branding, fueled by religious dogma, racism, and fear, are substituted for the importance of� IDEAS.

The War On Terror is a press release right out of George Orwell�s 1984. Terrorism is asymmetrical by nature. It cannot be fought with a �War.� Its sole purpose is to cause a government to implode on itself by bloating its military and restricting the freedoms of its citizens � warrant-less tapping of communications, detaining of random suspects, expanded executive powers, et cetera. Through this, a handful of chaotic individuals can cripple a country of hundreds of millions. In a police state everything grinds to a halt in the name of protecting the homeland from the boogeyman. Benjamin Franklin said it best: �They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.�

The truth is that �fun� products like cigarettes, alcoholic beverages, and junk / fast food kill more humans than terrorist attacks ever could. But in a world of billions of crazy humans with their hands on deadly technology, occasionally bad things will happen � on purpose. REALLY bad things. Humans can do their best to stop these things, but what they need is the strength and freedom to sustain damage and go on living.

LYRICS
You�re better off hiding with some weapons in a hole
When a corporate fascist state has taken control
But instead you�re dancing, drinking, and you�re having lots of fun
While the end of the United States has already begun

Chorus
Brother, Look no further, there�s no other proof you need
Buildings can�t collapse at freefall speed

You can expect to see another pseudo-terrorist attack
When the best you�ve got are posing fakes like Tom and Zach
Hiding from the truth behind their blurry poetry
While the crime scene is buried at the bottom of the sea

It�s gonna come to civil war sooner or later
Protesting won�t stop an evil dictator
Don�t try to vote him out, there�s nothing you can say
The tyrant that�s in office isn�t going away

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Download Mulch / Zoltan "How To Sell..." Collection 2 (Failure) NOW!

2008-09-09T18:21:52Z

If you are receiving this email, it means you filled out a very important form which caused Dr. Zoltan to be permitted to contact you. Dr. Zoltan is now contacting you!

DOWNLOAD "HOW TO SELL..." COLLECTION 2 (FAILURE) NOW!
Over 1,000 full-length album downloads since July, and now this... another 2 hours and 5 minutes of material available for free download as 192k mp3 files. How To Sell... Collection 2: Failure (Discs 1 & 2). If you've already filled out the form, just click the "Shut Up And Take Me To The Music Downloads!" button. http://www.drzoltan.com/contact.php

All tracks will also be made available in FLAC Lossless Format inside The Secret Club. http://www.mutantmall.com/echelon.php

SUPPORT THE WAR ON FUN!
The War On Fun is in need of coins and scrap metal to forge belt buckles for young people that are unable to purchase properly-fitting clothing. Do your part today by ordering a War On Fun T-Shirt for only $10, available in 3 different colors: http://shop.mutantmall.com/products/war-on-fun-t-shirt

THE LACKING ORGANIZATION RETURNS TO RADIO AFTER 18 YEARS
Perhaps some of you remember Julius C. Lacking of The Lacking Organization -- Director of Efficiency Studies on Sir Millard Mulch's "How To Sell The Whole F#@!ing Universe To Everybody... Once And For All!" If you happen to live in Florida, you might be able to tune into WFIT, 89.5 FM Melbourne at 10pm on Tuesday nights and listen to his new show, The Lacking Organization. This is the first time the show has aired in 18 years, so don't miss it.

Dr. Zoltan was hired to record a 28-minute radio mash-up commercial for it, which is supposedly in rotation on this very particular NPR station. Listen to the commercial here: http://www.lacking.org/audio/promo-2008-09.mp3. You may recognize the following famous songs by artists you have never heard of: Mango Cool, Fatty Boom Boom, Taco Wagon, �ndios Do Norte, Brotherhood Of Man, Ironic Trucker Hat, My Evaline, Dark Star, California Stutter, Evil Plot To Blow Up Batman. This is just a sampling of some of the music will be caused to be played on the show.

Check out the station's website: http://www.wfit.org/

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Send an email to carl@carlkingcreative.com if you need a website!

"DIRTY" DIRECTED BY WILL MAIER
Will Maier recently directed a commercial for Dan Oster of MadTV. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a530adfTtMs. You can also watch a clip from Will's recent stand-up comedy show: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLvr-co9aAc

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Who here plays World of Warcraft?

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Sir Millard Mulch? Download The 4-Disc Magnum Opus!

2008-07-27T23:38:14Z

RECENT BLOG ENTRIES
Visit http://www.drzoltan.com/blog/ to see what is new! Here are some recent postings...

� July 7, 2008 - Spying On You To Be Legalized On Tuesday!
� July 8, 2008 - Dr. Zoltan And World Trade Center Appear In Spiderman Cartoon
� July 9, 2008 - Wordle.net - Visualize Your Strongest Keywords
� July 9, 2008 - Dr. Zoltan Guitarist Plays Coltrane
� July 9, 2008 - Star Trek's Wesley Crusher Celebrates Death of 4th Amendment
� July 9, 2008 - Wiretapping? I Will MAKE It Legal.
� July 10, 2008 - Shame On Chipotle!
� July 11, 2008 - Dr. Zoltan Letter Read on 2600 Podcast
� July 14, 2008 - Ideas On Creative Career, V1.1
� July 15, 2008 - Hiatus of Interest! (Guest Entry by Hrvst Troggold)
� July 16, 2008 - The where of Boo-Qwer-Key? (Guest Entry by Hrvst Troggold)
� July 17, 2008 - He is to be OK! (Guest Entry by Hrvst Troggold)
� July 21, 2008 - Hiatus of Hiatus (Guest Entry by Hrvst Troggold)
� July 22, 2008 - Dr. Zoltan Featured In Mike And Ike Video Game!
� July 24, 2008 - Behold... The Arctopus
� July 24, 2008 - Astronaut Dr. Edgar Mitchell Claims Aliens Exist
� July 25, 2008 - Will Maier In Roundtable Pizza Commercial

DOWNLOAD "HOW TO SELL..." COLLECTION 1 FOR FREE!
Now you can download �How To Sell The Whole F#@!ing Universe To Everybody� Once And For All!��for FREE. This �Commercial Magnum Opus� originally released in 2005 by Sir Millard Mulch is being released as two remastered Digital Collections, Success and Failure. Each Collection will contain 2 hours of audio material, for a total of OVER 4 HOURS. (Probably closer to 5.)
The first of the two:
Collection 1: Success (53 Tracks Total) Disc 1 - 24 Tracks, 69:18 Disc 2 - 29 Tracks, 66:53 Total Length: 2 Hours, 15 Minutes, 53 Seconds Format: 192k mp3

Download it at�http://www.drzoltan.com/contact.php or just wait to purchase it on iTunes.

Collection 2: Failure will be released next month.�

All tracks will also be made available in a Lossless Format inside The Secret Club. http://www.mutantmall.com/echelon.php

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In Celebration of X-Day, Dr. Zoltan Gives Away All Of His Music For FREE.

2008-07-06T20:33:11Z

RECENT BLOG POSTS
Visit http://www.drzoltan.com/blog/ to see what is new! Here are some recent postings...

June 24, 2008 - Dr. Zoltan Vs. Drippy The Waitress (Fiction!)
June 25, 2008 - Dr. Zoltan "Tool" YouTube Video Passes 500 Text Comments
June 27, 2008 - Mohamed Atta's Ex-Girlfriend In Venice, FL
June 28, 2008 - Music Is A Felony?
July 2, 2008 - How To Cope With Depression, by Lev Yilmaz
July 3, 2008 - How To Launch Nuclear Weapons By Whistling Into A Payphone!
July 4, 2008 - Hakim Bey: Why Artists Are Important To The United States
July 5, 2008 - In Celebration of X-Day, Dr. Zoltan Gives Away All Of His Music For FREE.

As of The Tenth Anniversary of X-Day* (July 5, 2008), Dr. Zoltan has delivered a deadly attack on the music industry. �Not all things should be measured,� and Dr. Zoltan is proud to join other brave members of the music community in making all of his music FREE.

That�s right, FREE. Just like text. Just like images. With the much-needed extinction of Record Labels, Recording Studios, and Compact Discs, music of the mass-marketed variety is nothing but a frozen-in-time jingle or advertisement for the true creator behind it all. Thanks to technology, all recordings are now bootlegs. Those who are willing to rise to the challenge (and learn from The Brothers Chaps�) will take advantage of the creative freedom and new possibilities that digital media offers. So go ahead � download and share all you want.

Visit http://www.drzoltan.com/contact.php to get the music!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Artists don't have customers, they have fans and patrons (a polite way of saying Cult Members). If you'd like to asymmetrically contribute to the mission of the mythological misanthropist that is Dr. Zoltan, there are several ways to do so:

1.) Join The Secret Club! Dr. Zoltan's meta-creator controls a secret society called MutantMall.com / ECHELON. For $4.99 a month, you can gain access to rough mixes, demos, sketches, and endless documentation (9 years worth, over 1,100 entries) of psychological problems under the pretense of Studio Journals. Interact directly with the meta-creator and become involved in his daily thoughts. http://www.mutantmall.com/echelon.php

2.) Commission Dr. Zoltan to create a unique composition for you. In return for a suitable campaign contribution, Dr. Zoltan is at your disposal.

3.) Purchase a physical souvenir / collectible / antique in the form of a CD or T-Shirt from MutantMall.com. http://www.mutantmall.com

4.) Purchase digital downloads of Sir Millard Mulch & Dr. Zoltan from iTunes or CDBaby. Some humans enjoy this process, as it directly compensates the artist. Dr. Zoltan actually purchases all of his favorite music in this manner. http://www.cdbaby.com/drzoltan

5.) What is listening to Dr. Zoltan's music worth to you? You decide, and make a PayPal donation. Send to drzoltan@drzoltan.com

6.) Prove your worth as an illiterate 15-year-old by communicating with Dr. Zoltan: drzoltan@drzoltan.com. Let him know how much you enjoy his adventures in musical geometry and pointilism.

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Dr. Zoltan �belisk
Hollywood's Most Innovative Entertainer Since Carrot Top
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*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X-Day_%28Church_of_the_SubGenius%29
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Geddy Lee At Age Called 26, Interview With Brooks Wackerman of Bad Religion

2008-06-23T11:14:23Z

RECENT BLOG POSTS
Visit http://www.drzoltan.com/blog/ to see what is new! Here are some recent postings...
� June 7, 2008 - Dr. Zoltan, Nature Photographer
� June 10, 2008 - 3 Reasons It Is Useless To Vote In The U.S.
� June 12, 2008 - Elect Bokonon / Goldstein 2008
� June 14, 2008 - Sales Performance Vs. Behavior
� June 15, 2008 - 7 Questions With Brooks Wackerman, Drummer of Bad Religion
� June 17, 2008 - Will Maier In Arby's Commercial
� June 18, 2008 - Find Out Why David Lynch Buttons His Top Button
� June 19, 2008 - Geddy Lee of Rush At Age Called 26
� June 20, 2008 - What Disneyworld Was REALLY Supposed To Be
� June 21, 2008 - Disturbed And Confused By Disturbed's Land Of Confusion
� June 22, 2008 - Disneyland Is Not The Happiest Place On Earth

WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME?
The write-in question and answer podcast, hosted by Dr. Zoltan!
� Topic: Drugs (http://www.drzoltan.com/podcast/WhyAreYouAskingMe_001.mp3)
� Topic: Velcro (http://www.drzoltan.com/podcast/WhyAreYouAskingMe_002.mp3)
Send an email to drzoltan@drzoltan.com to have your question answered by the Infonautical Navigators!

MUSICAL PROJECTS
Dr. Zoltan is currently working on the following:
� Tim Acres - Tim is a singer / songewriter / actor in Los Angeles, CA. (http://www.timacres.com). Dr. Zoltan met Tim at the Hollywood screening of Life With Fiona (http://www.lifewithfiona.com), which Tim wrote and performed the theme song for. Tim has hired Dr. Zoltan to provide drums and bass guitar for a new acoustic pop single.
� Martin Pursley - Martin is a singer / songwriter in Maryland. He has a deep and creepy voice. Dr. Zoltan has been working with Martin on creative projects for nearly a decade. (http://www.flashpresskits.com/martinpursley/) Martin has hired Dr. Zoltan to provide drum tracks for his full-length acoustic album.
� The New Dr. Zoltan Album - Still under construction. Download rough mixes in The Secret Club (http://www.mutantmall.com/echelon.php)
� Dr. Zoltan and Will Maier have recorded a satirical pop song and submitted it to the 9/11 Truth Organization. http://www.911truth.org. The song wants to be made into a music video before it is released to the public. If you are a visual artist, animator, or illustrator that is willing to engage in a non-commercial political statement (and can work very fast), send a proposal to drzoltan@drzoltan.com.
� To hire Dr. Zoltan's as a producer / hyperkinetic drum programmer from the future of outer space or to collaborate with Dr. Zoltan, contact drzoltan@drzoltan.com.

FOR THE CONSUMER IN YOU
� Sales of "Emily Dickinson Kindly Stops For Selective Serotonin Re-Uptake Inhibitors EP" are just fine and dandy! Buy it in mp3 format at CDBaby for $5.99! http://cdbaby.com/drzoltan
� Dr. Zoltan has been hired as the Campaign Manager for Bokonon / Goldstein 2008: http://www.cafepress.com/bokonon08
� War On Fun T-Shirts Still Available: http://www.mutantmall.com/mmc003.php

All orders from MutantMall come with free bumper stickers and buttons. Your financial assistance keeps Dr. Zoltan's Research Team from being destroyed by embarrassment and what is called, "The Flip-side of Greed!" Make a PayPal donation today: mutantmall@mutantmall.com.

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Dr. Zoltan �belisk
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