Dr. Zoltan! 2009-01-06T19:07:38Z Semi-Monthly announcements from Dr. Zoltan Øbelisk: Creator. Composer. Essayist. Cult Leader. Anti-Sociologist. Exo-Conservative Politician. Meta-Cynic. Misanthropologist. Anti-Motivational Speaker. Derealist. Intergalactic Demonite. Talk Show Host. Dada Mail 2.9.1 3 YEARS FULL OF DR. ZOLTAN! 2009-01-06T19:07:39Z 2008-12-03T12:54:59Z tag:lists.ubikorp.com,2008-12-03:%2Fadmin%2Fmail.cgi%2Farchive%2Fdrzoltan%2F20081203125459%2F 3 YEARS FULL OF DR. ZOLTAN! >> 3 YEARS FULL OF DR. ZOLTAN! Dr. Zoltan, the trans-dimensional being of pure marketing light-force, has now inhabited the feeble and cowardly consciousness of the host musician called Sir Millard Mulch for three full years! Dr. Zoltan! drzoltan@drzoltan.com >> 3 YEARS FULL OF DR. ZOLTAN!

Dr. Zoltan, the trans-dimensional being of pure marketing light-force, has now inhabited the feeble and cowardly consciousness of the host musician called Sir Millard Mulch for three full years! Help Dr. Zoltan celebrate the past three years of success by immediately enjoying his new website, which is now a glossy Web 3.0 magazine! Look at it: http://www.drzoltan.com

Now featuring advanced features such as:

• Transparent PNGs
• Rejection of Non-Compliant Browsers
• Valid XHTML and CSS! (Except for those pesky YouTube embeds...)

The URL called http://www.drzoltan.com/blog is no longer correct! Please update your feeds!

>> CULTURE OF INTELLECTUALS

Rules:

Users will be civilized and intellectual.
Stay on topic or start a new thread.

Keep slang and cursing to a minimum.
You are here to communicate. You should learn how to type and spell correctly.

No porn.
No racism.
No violence.
No lower class conversation of any kind.

Youth Culture is frowned upon. If you are a young human with too much nervous energy, you should should shut off your computer right now and volunteer for community service.

From Wikipedia: An Internet troll, or simply troll in Internet slang, is someone who posts controversial, inflammatory, irrelevant or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum or chat room, with the intention of provoking other users into an emotional response or to generally disrupt normal on-topic discussion.

Trolls will be banned immediately.
Creative role-playing is allowed.

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>> DR. ZOLTAN AT NAMM!
Dr. Zoltan will appear around NAMM, occasionally nodding affirmatively at Philip Bynoe on the escalators. http://www.namm.org.

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Dr. Zoltan Øbelisk
Hollywood's Most Innovative Entertainer Since Carrot Top
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http://www.lastfm.com/user/drzoltan ]]> Culture of Intellectuals? 2009-01-06T19:07:39Z 2008-11-20T12:03:46Z tag:lists.ubikorp.com,2008-11-20:%2Fadmin%2Fmail.cgi%2Farchive%2Fdrzoltan%2F20081120120346%2F Culture of Intellectuals? http://www.drzoltan.com/forum RULES: Users will be civilized and intellectual. Stay on topic or start a new thread. Keep slang and cursing to a minimum. You are here to communicate. You should learn how to type and spell corr Dr. Zoltan! drzoltan@drzoltan.com http://www.drzoltan.com/forum

RULES:

Users will be civilized and intellectual.
Stay on topic or start a new thread.

Keep slang and cursing to a minimum.
You are here to communicate. You should learn how to type and spell correctly.

No porn.
No racism.
No violence.
No religious fanaticism.
No lower class conversation of any kind.

Youth Culture is frowned upon. If you are a young human with too much nervous energy, you should should shut off your computer right now and volunteer for community service.

From Wikipedia: An Internet troll, or simply troll in Internet slang, is someone who posts controversial, inflammatory, irrelevant or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum or chat room, with the intention of provoking other users into an emotional response or to generally disrupt normal on-topic discussion.

It is not amusing to act less intelligent than you really are. Trolls will be banned immediately.

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Recent Blog Entries Since Before:
• Neal Stephenson: “Why I Am A Bad Correspondent”
• Why Are You Asking Me? (Topic: The 2008 Elections)
• How I Started, By Andrew W.K.
• Tim Ferriss: Honesty And Die Hard Fans
• How To Be A Bad Arguer: The Sorites Paradox
• Derek Sivers: How To Avoid Creative Career Paralysis
• Meme Crisis! The Island of Dr. Zoltan?
• Why Are You Asking Me? (Topic: Lunch Violation)
• How To Be A Bad Arguer: Contextomy
• Audition Advice From Wil Wheaton
• Q&A Regarding Sleepytime Gorilla Museum
• How To Be A Bad Arguer: Godwin’s Law
http://www.drzoltan.com/blog

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Dr. Zoltan Øbelisk
Hollywood's Most Innovative Entertainer Since Carrot Top
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http://www.lastfm.com/user/drzoltan ]]> Dr. Zoltan In 2600 Magazine (The Hacker Quarterly) 2009-01-06T19:07:39Z 2008-10-18T22:20:48Z tag:lists.ubikorp.com,2008-10-18:%2Fadmin%2Fmail.cgi%2Farchive%2Fdrzoltan%2F20081018222048%2F This mailing list is completely worthless, because Dr. Zoltan is broadcasting his AMAZING message to thousands of humans who are not moved to action by the broadcasting of his AMAZING message. What are you going to do when you read this? Nothing? Play vide Dr. Zoltan! drzoltan@drzoltan.com Dr. Zoltan is going to go to the book store and study a language called Japanese, because that is what Tim Ferriss would do in this situation.
Speaking of book stores:
Did you know that Dr. Zoltan is in 2600 Magazine right now? If you walk into any Barnes & Noble or Borders, you should be capable of locating the Autumn Issue in the Computers section: http://www.drzoltan.com/blog/2008/10/18/dr-zoltan-in-2600-the-hacker-quarterly/
Did you know that Dr. Zoltan has printed literally dozens and dozens of War On Fun T-Shirts that no one is purchasing? It seems the War On Fun is pooping out. Did everyone return to their frivolous activities, now that the economy is completely destroyed by Humans Who Cannot Think Of Anything Important To Do? Do not blame Dr. Zoltan, for he predicted all of this centuries ago. http://shop.mutantmall.com/products/war-on-fun-t-shirt
Read about a small town called Peanut Butter & Jelly: http://www.drzoltan.com/blog/2008/09/25/the-small-town-of-peanut-butter-and-jelly/
If you want more proof of what is wrong with the world and why we are wasting so much energy, watch Dr. Zoltan's live performance (from back in April 2008) with Marco Minnemann: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjbPq9YeEfc
As if that is not "faux-amateur" enough for you, listen to the latest episode of Why Are You Asking Me? (Topic: Analog Vs. Digital)... http://www.drzoltan.com/podcast/WhyAreYouAskingMe_003.mp3
Dr. Zoltan's advice is now broadcast on an NPR affiliate, WFIT 89.5 FM, Tuesday Nights, 10pm - Midnight, on a show called The Lacking Organization.
Could this weekend get any worse? Yes.
Watch this video about Williem Francis, in which Sir Millard Mulch makes a brief appearance: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS4O-PWPNZ0
If you can read Spanish, observe this new review of Sir Millard Mulch's old album: http://lafamosaland.blogspot.com/2008/09/sir-millard-mulch-how-to-sell-whole.html
There is nothing else.
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Dr. Zoltan Øbelisk
Hollywood's Most Innovative Entertainer Since Carrot Top
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http://www.lastfm.com/user/drzoltan]]> Dr. Zoltan & Will Maier Release Song About 9/11 2009-01-06T19:07:39Z 2008-09-11T16:07:49Z tag:lists.ubikorp.com,2008-09-11:%2Fadmin%2Fmail.cgi%2Farchive%2Fdrzoltan%2F20080911160749%2F Dr. Zoltan & Will Maier Release Song About 9/11 What better way to celebrate seven years of confusion than with a campfire sing-a-long? Dr. Zoltan & Will have released a song called Freefall (Catchy Folk Tune To Celebrate The End of the Republic). You ca Dr. Zoltan! drzoltan@drzoltan.com What better way to celebrate seven years of confusion than with a campfire sing-a-long? Dr. Zoltan & Will have released a song called Freefall (Catchy Folk Tune To Celebrate The End of the Republic). You can download the song for FREE at:

http://www.drzoltan.com/mp3/Freefall.mp3

CREDITS
Will Maier - Vocals
Dr. Zoltan - Acoustic & Electric Guitar, Keyboard, Bass, Drumkit From Hell

DR. ZOLTAN’S THOUGHTS ON 9/11
Dr. Zoltan’s take on this is very simple. He is not a conspiracy theorist, he just does not believe the official story of what happened on 9/11. He does not know what sort of dark force is responsible for making the buildings fall down, but here are his thoughts on some peripheral (yet central) issues.

The White House and CNN gave oversimplified explanations for the disaster and used them to justify an endless war. The American public cynically disregards their own powers of research and observation, handing over too much power and responsibility to their government and the media. There are many unanswered questions about 9/11 and the official stories are as confusing as the nutty ideas put forth by paranoid amateur filmmakers. More time and energy is spent on horrible tabloid stories like Anna Nicole Smith and Britney Spears than investigating a real crime.

Instead of helping us make sense of it all, corporations and the government are feeding the stupidity of the masses, perpetuating consumerism and instilling a deep fear of objectivity. Team-oriented politics and conformist cult branding, fueled by religious dogma, racism, and fear, are substituted for the importance of… IDEAS.

The War On Terror is a press release right out of George Orwell’s 1984. Terrorism is asymmetrical by nature. It cannot be fought with a “War.” Its sole purpose is to cause a government to implode on itself by bloating its military and restricting the freedoms of its citizens — warrant-less tapping of communications, detaining of random suspects, expanded executive powers, et cetera. Through this, a handful of chaotic individuals can cripple a country of hundreds of millions. In a police state everything grinds to a halt in the name of protecting the homeland from the boogeyman. Benjamin Franklin said it best: “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.”

The truth is that “fun” products like cigarettes, alcoholic beverages, and junk / fast food kill more humans than terrorist attacks ever could. But in a world of billions of crazy humans with their hands on deadly technology, occasionally bad things will happen — on purpose. REALLY bad things. Humans can do their best to stop these things, but what they need is the strength and freedom to sustain damage and go on living.

LYRICS
You’re better off hiding with some weapons in a hole
When a corporate fascist state has taken control
But instead you’re dancing, drinking, and you’re having lots of fun
While the end of the United States has already begun

Chorus
Brother, Look no further, there’s no other proof you need
Buildings can’t collapse at freefall speed

You can expect to see another pseudo-terrorist attack
When the best you’ve got are posing fakes like Tom and Zach
Hiding from the truth behind their blurry poetry
While the crime scene is buried at the bottom of the sea

It’s gonna come to civil war sooner or later
Protesting won’t stop an evil dictator
Don’t try to vote him out, there’s nothing you can say
The tyrant that’s in office isn’t going away

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http://www.lastfm.com/user/drzoltan ]]> Download Mulch / Zoltan "How To Sell..." Collection 2 (Failure) NOW! 2009-01-06T19:07:39Z 2008-09-09T18:21:52Z tag:lists.ubikorp.com,2008-09-09:%2Fadmin%2Fmail.cgi%2Farchive%2Fdrzoltan%2F20080909182152%2F Download Mulch / Zoltan "How To Sell..." Collection 2 (Failure) NOW! If you are receiving this email, it means you filled out a very important form which caused Dr. Zoltan to be permitted to contact you. Dr. Zoltan is now contacting you! DOWNLOAD "HOW T Dr. Zoltan! drzoltan@drzoltan.com If you are receiving this email, it means you filled out a very important form which caused Dr. Zoltan to be permitted to contact you. Dr. Zoltan is now contacting you!

DOWNLOAD "HOW TO SELL..." COLLECTION 2 (FAILURE) NOW!
Over 1,000 full-length album downloads since July, and now this... another 2 hours and 5 minutes of material available for free download as 192k mp3 files. How To Sell... Collection 2: Failure (Discs 1 & 2). If you've already filled out the form, just click the "Shut Up And Take Me To The Music Downloads!" button. http://www.drzoltan.com/contact.php

All tracks will also be made available in FLAC Lossless Format inside The Secret Club. http://www.mutantmall.com/echelon.php

SUPPORT THE WAR ON FUN!
The War On Fun is in need of coins and scrap metal to forge belt buckles for young people that are unable to purchase properly-fitting clothing. Do your part today by ordering a War On Fun T-Shirt for only $10, available in 3 different colors: http://shop.mutantmall.com/products/war-on-fun-t-shirt

THE LACKING ORGANIZATION RETURNS TO RADIO AFTER 18 YEARS
Perhaps some of you remember Julius C. Lacking of The Lacking Organization -- Director of Efficiency Studies on Sir Millard Mulch's "How To Sell The Whole F#@!ing Universe To Everybody... Once And For All!" If you happen to live in Florida, you might be able to tune into WFIT, 89.5 FM Melbourne at 10pm on Tuesday nights and listen to his new show, The Lacking Organization. This is the first time the show has aired in 18 years, so don't miss it.

Dr. Zoltan was hired to record a 28-minute radio mash-up commercial for it, which is supposedly in rotation on this very particular NPR station. Listen to the commercial here: http://www.lacking.org/audio/promo-2008-09.mp3. You may recognize the following famous songs by artists you have never heard of: Mango Cool, Fatty Boom Boom, Taco Wagon, Índios Do Norte, Brotherhood Of Man, Ironic Trucker Hat, My Evaline, Dark Star, California Stutter, Evil Plot To Blow Up Batman. This is just a sampling of some of the music will be caused to be played on the show.

Check out the station's website: http://www.wfit.org/

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http://www.railsrumble.com
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Send an email to carl@carlkingcreative.com if you need a website!

"DIRTY" DIRECTED BY WILL MAIER
Will Maier recently directed a commercial for Dan Oster of MadTV. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a530adfTtMs. You can also watch a clip from Will's recent stand-up comedy show: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLvr-co9aAc

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Who here plays World of Warcraft?

Dr. Zoltan Øbelisk
Hollywood's Most Innovative Entertainer Since Carrot Top
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http://www.lastfm.com/user/drzoltan ]]> Sir Millard Mulch? Download The 4-Disc Magnum Opus! 2009-01-06T19:07:39Z 2008-07-27T23:38:14Z tag:lists.ubikorp.com,2008-07-27:%2Fadmin%2Fmail.cgi%2Farchive%2Fdrzoltan%2F20080727233814%2F Sir Millard Mulch? Download The 4-Disc Magnum Opus! RECENT BLOG ENTRIES Visit http://www.drzoltan.com/blog/ to see what is new! Here are some recent postings... • July 7, 2008 - Spying On You To Be Legalized On Tuesday! • July 8, 2008 - Dr. Zoltan And W Dr. Zoltan! drzoltan@drzoltan.com RECENT BLOG ENTRIES
Visit http://www.drzoltan.com/blog/ to see what is new! Here are some recent postings...

• July 7, 2008 - Spying On You To Be Legalized On Tuesday!
• July 8, 2008 - Dr. Zoltan And World Trade Center Appear In Spiderman Cartoon
• July 9, 2008 - Wordle.net - Visualize Your Strongest Keywords
• July 9, 2008 - Dr. Zoltan Guitarist Plays Coltrane
• July 9, 2008 - Star Trek's Wesley Crusher Celebrates Death of 4th Amendment
• July 9, 2008 - Wiretapping? I Will MAKE It Legal.
• July 10, 2008 - Shame On Chipotle!
• July 11, 2008 - Dr. Zoltan Letter Read on 2600 Podcast
• July 14, 2008 - Ideas On Creative Career, V1.1
• July 15, 2008 - Hiatus of Interest! (Guest Entry by Hrvst Troggold)
• July 16, 2008 - The where of Boo-Qwer-Key? (Guest Entry by Hrvst Troggold)
• July 17, 2008 - He is to be OK! (Guest Entry by Hrvst Troggold)
• July 21, 2008 - Hiatus of Hiatus (Guest Entry by Hrvst Troggold)
• July 22, 2008 - Dr. Zoltan Featured In Mike And Ike Video Game!
• July 24, 2008 - Behold... The Arctopus
• July 24, 2008 - Astronaut Dr. Edgar Mitchell Claims Aliens Exist
• July 25, 2008 - Will Maier In Roundtable Pizza Commercial

DOWNLOAD "HOW TO SELL..." COLLECTION 1 FOR FREE!
Now you can download “How To Sell The Whole F#@!ing Universe To Everybody… Once And For All!” for FREE. This “Commercial Magnum Opus” originally released in 2005 by Sir Millard Mulch is being released as two remastered Digital Collections, Success and Failure. Each Collection will contain 2 hours of audio material, for a total of OVER 4 HOURS. (Probably closer to 5.)
The first of the two:
Collection 1: Success (53 Tracks Total)
Disc 1 - 24 Tracks, 69:18
Disc 2 - 29 Tracks, 66:53
Total Length: 2 Hours, 15 Minutes, 53 Seconds
Format: 192k mp3

Download it at http://www.drzoltan.com/contact.php or just wait to purchase it on iTunes.

Collection 2: Failure will be released next month. 

All tracks will also be made available in a Lossless Format inside The Secret Club. http://www.mutantmall.com/echelon.php

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http://www.lastfm.com/user/drzoltan ]]> In Celebration of X-Day, Dr. Zoltan Gives Away All Of His Music For FREE. 2009-01-06T19:07:39Z 2008-07-06T20:33:11Z tag:lists.ubikorp.com,2008-07-06:%2Fadmin%2Fmail.cgi%2Farchive%2Fdrzoltan%2F20080706203311%2F In Celebration of X-Day, Dr. Zoltan Gives Away All Of His Music For FREE. RECENT BLOG POSTS Visit http://www.drzoltan.com/blog/ to see what is new! Here are some recent postings... June 24, 2008 - Dr. Zoltan Vs. Drippy The Waitress (Fiction!) June 25, 2 Dr. Zoltan! drzoltan@drzoltan.com RECENT BLOG POSTS
Visit http://www.drzoltan.com/blog/ to see what is new! Here are some recent postings...

June 24, 2008 - Dr. Zoltan Vs. Drippy The Waitress (Fiction!)
June 25, 2008 - Dr. Zoltan "Tool" YouTube Video Passes 500 Text Comments
June 27, 2008 - Mohamed Atta's Ex-Girlfriend In Venice, FL
June 28, 2008 - Music Is A Felony?
July 2, 2008 - How To Cope With Depression, by Lev Yilmaz
July 3, 2008 - How To Launch Nuclear Weapons By Whistling Into A Payphone!
July 4, 2008 - Hakim Bey: Why Artists Are Important To The United States
July 5, 2008 - In Celebration of X-Day, Dr. Zoltan Gives Away All Of His Music For FREE.

As of The Tenth Anniversary of X-Day* (July 5, 2008), Dr. Zoltan has delivered a deadly attack on the music industry. “Not all things should be measured,” and Dr. Zoltan is proud to join other brave members of the music community in making all of his music FREE.

That’s right, FREE. Just like text. Just like images. With the much-needed extinction of Record Labels, Recording Studios, and Compact Discs, music of the mass-marketed variety is nothing but a frozen-in-time jingle or advertisement for the true creator behind it all. Thanks to technology, all recordings are now bootlegs. Those who are willing to rise to the challenge (and learn from The Brothers Chaps†) will take advantage of the creative freedom and new possibilities that digital media offers. So go ahead — download and share all you want.

Visit http://www.drzoltan.com/contact.php to get the music!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Artists don't have customers, they have fans and patrons (a polite way of saying Cult Members). If you'd like to asymmetrically contribute to the mission of the mythological misanthropist that is Dr. Zoltan, there are several ways to do so:

1.) Join The Secret Club! Dr. Zoltan's meta-creator controls a secret society called MutantMall.com / ECHELON. For $4.99 a month, you can gain access to rough mixes, demos, sketches, and endless documentation (9 years worth, over 1,100 entries) of psychological problems under the pretense of Studio Journals. Interact directly with the meta-creator and become involved in his daily thoughts. http://www.mutantmall.com/echelon.php

2.) Commission Dr. Zoltan to create a unique composition for you. In return for a suitable campaign contribution, Dr. Zoltan is at your disposal.

3.) Purchase a physical souvenir / collectible / antique in the form of a CD or T-Shirt from MutantMall.com. http://www.mutantmall.com

4.) Purchase digital downloads of Sir Millard Mulch & Dr. Zoltan from iTunes or CDBaby. Some humans enjoy this process, as it directly compensates the artist. Dr. Zoltan actually purchases all of his favorite music in this manner. http://www.cdbaby.com/drzoltan

5.) What is listening to Dr. Zoltan's music worth to you? You decide, and make a PayPal donation. Send to drzoltan@drzoltan.com

6.) Prove your worth as an illiterate 15-year-old by communicating with Dr. Zoltan: drzoltan@drzoltan.com. Let him know how much you enjoy his adventures in musical geometry and pointilism.

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Dr. Zoltan Øbelisk
Hollywood's Most Innovative Entertainer Since Carrot Top
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*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X-Day_%28Church_of_the_SubGenius%29
†http://www.homestarrunner.com ]]> Geddy Lee At Age Called 26, Interview With Brooks Wackerman of Bad Religion 2009-01-06T19:07:39Z 2008-06-23T11:14:23Z tag:lists.ubikorp.com,2008-06-23:%2Fadmin%2Fmail.cgi%2Farchive%2Fdrzoltan%2F20080623111423%2F Geddy Lee At Age Called 26, Interview With Brooks Wackerman of Bad Religion RECENT BLOG POSTS Visit http://www.drzoltan.com/blog/ to see what is new! Here are some recent postings... • June 7, 2008 - Dr. Zoltan, Nature Photographer • June 10, 2008 - 3 Re Dr. Zoltan! drzoltan@drzoltan.com RECENT BLOG POSTS
Visit http://www.drzoltan.com/blog/ to see what is new! Here are some recent postings...
• June 7, 2008 - Dr. Zoltan, Nature Photographer
• June 10, 2008 - 3 Reasons It Is Useless To Vote In The U.S.
• June 12, 2008 - Elect Bokonon / Goldstein 2008
• June 14, 2008 - Sales Performance Vs. Behavior
• June 15, 2008 - 7 Questions With Brooks Wackerman, Drummer of Bad Religion
• June 17, 2008 - Will Maier In Arby's Commercial
• June 18, 2008 - Find Out Why David Lynch Buttons His Top Button
• June 19, 2008 - Geddy Lee of Rush At Age Called 26
• June 20, 2008 - What Disneyworld Was REALLY Supposed To Be
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• Tim Acres - Tim is a singer / songewriter / actor in Los Angeles, CA. (http://www.timacres.com). Dr. Zoltan met Tim at the Hollywood screening of Life With Fiona (http://www.lifewithfiona.com), which Tim wrote and performed the theme song for. Tim has hired Dr. Zoltan to provide drums and bass guitar for a new acoustic pop single.
• Martin Pursley - Martin is a singer / songwriter in Maryland. He has a deep and creepy voice. Dr. Zoltan has been working with Martin on creative projects for nearly a decade. (http://www.flashpresskits.com/martinpursley/) Martin has hired Dr. Zoltan to provide drum tracks for his full-length acoustic album.
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http://www.lastfm.com/user/drzoltan ]]> Ideas On Creative Career 2009-01-06T19:07:39Z 2008-06-03T22:30:30Z tag:lists.ubikorp.com,2008-06-03:%2Fadmin%2Fmail.cgi%2Farchive%2Fdrzoltan%2F20080603223030%2F Ideas On Creative Career IDEAS ON CREATIVE CAREER The following is a list of ideas on a new thing that Dr. Zoltan calls “Creative Career.” They are not rules, and they are in no particular order. There is no system to this. These are concepts that Dr. Zo Dr. Zoltan! drzoltan@drzoltan.com IDEAS ON CREATIVE CAREER
The following is a list of ideas on a new thing that Dr. Zoltan calls “Creative Career.” They are not rules, and they are in no particular order. There is no system to this. These are concepts that Dr. Zoltan has learned over the past 100 years, creating large-scale projects and interacting with / learning from successful creative people from all over the universe. Some of them are business ideas and some of them are psychological clues to the origin and goal of all things. They may or may not contradict each other and apply differently to different situations, depending on what time signature you live in. This list is by no means complete (and never will be, as the author is immortal). The dominant paradigm during this transitionary time period is an obsession with Business. Let us remember and celebrate that which has been lost: Creativity. Feel free to share this list with anyone that needs a good nervous breakdown.

• Be able to identify what you like and why. This may seem simple, but it is actually quite difficult. Zero in on the handful of performers, creators, musicians, movies that really move you. Narrow down the list to what is absolutely the BEST. What has really changed your life? Which albums have stood the test of time and gotten better with each listen, even after 5, 10, 15, 20 years? Why?


• Learn to dissect elements, so that you can learn to re-create them in your own works, with your own combinations and spin put on them.


• Have something important to say to the whole world. You need to discover what grand story you are here to tell. How has your life been special? What is your unique perspective? If you could broadcast a single message to the entire universe, what would it be? Would it be positive? Negative? If you can establish a strong statement and make it, you can attract and unify others who find your message important.


• Do not lose yourself in emulating others. This may happen a lot early on, while you are still learning and changing at an incredible rate. Learn to take the ideas of others and embellish on them. What could be done with their ideas that they did not think of? Can you take their principles and apply them in a new way? Break new ground?


• Do not place yourself below anyone. No matter how much fame, money, freedom, and material resources someone else may have, accept that you deserve to have the same, and take your own path as seriously as they do. What you do is just as valid and real. Which means that what everyone else does is also valid and real. Calm down.


• Find out what your talent is. If you are not doing what you are naturally good at, you will not only be working uphill against yourself, you will be competing against people who are naturals. If you are talented at something, you probably do not realize it, because these are things that are easy for you. Do not get sucked into focusing on things you are not so good at. There is a tendency for people to want to be what they are not. Do not spread yourself too thin. There are already plenty of graphic designers, guitarists, photographers, film directors, video game composers, engineers, actresses, record labels, stand-up comedians who do a million things and do not excel at any of them. However, it IS possible to learn from anything you do and apply it to your chosen area of passion.


• Express yourself creatively before worrying about marketing. Damn it, if you want to sell widgets, stay out of the arts and get a job at your local Toyota dealer. There is enough contrived, mass-marketed junk in the world.


• Do not let the limits of business dictate your creative output. Creativity first, business second. A CD is 80 minutes long, but your imagination is limitless. 


• You are your first audience. Do you enjoy what you have created? If you can entertain yourself, perhaps that is all that is important. Perhaps not.


• Stop second-guessing yourself and trying to figure out how others are going to react to your art. Art is best when it is challenging. Artists are too obsessed these days with making everything immediately digestible and profitable, out of fear of obscurity and failure. Be brave. Make something substantial. Something that requires multiple viewings. Make those lazy consumers burn a few extra calories watching your video. This is not fast food. Art is important! 


• Align yourself with others who are good at what you are NOT good at. There is no way you are good at everything.


• Use your imagination. You do not need to follow deductive reasoning all the time. Add some chaos into the creative process. Make up something completely random, off the top of your head. Be silly and see if it helps.


• Sometimes, what you consider to be your least-inspired idea will be the most popular. Let it be. Be thankful that you produced any ideas at all and that someone enjoyed them, unlike “the bottom billion” humans on earth right now who do not have food, water, or shelter.


• Decide whether or not you want to be a leader. If so, accept all of the risk and responsibility that it requires. It will be your job to make up for everyone else’s incompetence, and to enjoy doing so. 


• Understand the difference between talents and skills. Talents are things that come easy to you and skills are things you work hard at to balance against your talents. 


• No matter where you are with your creativity or career, there are probably people out there who will think you are GREAT. If someone finds inspiration in what you do, do not ruin it for them. Do not worry about whether you deserve it or not. If it is being handed to you, accept it. Then, use that bonus energy to live up to that potential.


• Do not use drugs. Retain all of your faculties for as long as you can. Some are worse than others, but all drugs will eventually make you stupid and / or sick.


• Realize that as you progress through your career, your heroes will become your peers. You may even find that you advance past them in certain areas. Once you gain a lot of wisdom and experience, you may feel disappointment or resent them for seemingly letting you down. Your illusions may disintigrate. Treat them as you would a peer, and allow them to travel on their own path. Focus on your own goals rather than criticizing them. Be your own hero. Do not demand that others create what you want to experience.


• Learn to work alone, in a vacuum. Be able to keep talking even when no one is listening. The initial process of creation has to come from a place of wonder and curiosity. You have to be viscerally fascinated by coming up with ideas, whether or not anyone else cares.


• Learn to motivate others to contribute to your mission. Realize that everyone is motivated by different things. Some want to be a part of something important. Some want a creative outlet and want to contribute their ideas to something greater. Some want to learn. Some want to collaborate and be a member of a team. Some want popularity, fame, or recognition. Some want money. Figure out what people are motivated by so that you do not waste energy motivating through the wrong methods.


• Get ready to be criticized. Get ready to be adored. Get ready to be hated. See this as a process of initiation. Once you get a thousand e-mails containing seemingly random and arbitrary opinions on what you do (both positive and negative), they will lose their power. You will not even be interested in reading them anymore, even out of sick curiosity. You will be unstoppable.


• Do not seek approval or encouragement from others. Approve and encourage yourself. Give yourself permission to achieve your goals, simply because you want to.


• Be able to make sacrifices. Sometimes it is possible to have two things at once, and sometimes it is not. You must develop the wisdom to choose between conflicting options. There is only so much time in the day, and you have a finite amount of energy. Maybe it is necessary to give up some “normal life” things that other people enjoy. Family, relationships, entertainment, possessions, nice car, etc. See if there is anything you can put aside and enjoy later. Students do this for many years so that they can enjoy a better future.


• Spend the majority of your time on activities that are consequential to your future. It is actually possible to find activities that fulfill instant gratification and delayed gratification at the same time.


• When learning rules or systems, identify which ones are useful for you. Some rules can be broken or completely disregarded. Decide which traditions are important to you and which ones are not. If you want to end a song on a diminished chord, do it. 


• Maybe what you are creating right now will resonate with millions of people. Maybe it will be ignored for a year or two. Maybe ten years. Popularity happens very quickly, and often for unpredictable reasons. Keep at it!


• Be self-sufficient and be your own best friend.


• Everyone determines for themselves what success is. Maybe it is millions of dollars. Maybe it is being famous. Maybe it is having lots of free time. 


• Mind your own business. People are not as concerned with what you are doing as you think they are. If they are, it just means their own lives are boring and they are wasting energy. Do not waste your energy paying attention to people wasting their energy.


• Learn to say no. People who respect and care about you will not want you to do things that make you unhealthy and unhappy.


• Honestly ask yourself if your family, friends, and society are pressuring you to do things you do not want to do or be how you do not want to be. Maybe what is expected of you is made up in your head. Maybe the only pressure put on you is imagined.


• Follow opportunities that will lead to further opportunities. Do things that generate forward-momentum, so that you can profit energetically. One project should open up opportunities for the next.


• Learn the difference between an idea and a plan. Then learn the difference between a plan and the execution of that plan. Many ideas are best left as ideas. Many plans will be abandoned. That is OK. Enjoy them for what they are, and then go ahead and invent new ideas and plans. You may find that you are executing only a small number of plans that will bring you the most success.


• Enjoy what you are doing, or do not do it right now. There are plenty of other things to do every day. 


• You can measure and quantify art in any way you want. Invent a system. Minor chords are worth 5 cents and major chords are worth 1 cent. Use this to price your mp3 files. Does that sound insane? Not any more or less insane than 99 cents a song. Why set a price at all? What is music worth? What is ANYTHING worth? You decide. 


• The commercialization of art has resulted in an overwhelming glut of templates and copycats. Everyone thinks they deserve to be rich and famous by doing exactly what the last successful person did. Do something new. In any way you can.


• There is a certain amount of your “success” that you can control and a certain amount you cannot. What that “certain” amount is, you cannot be certain of. 


• Do not draw a hard line in your mind between “you” and “people who are successful.” VERY IMPORTANT: Do not let a small-town mentality infect your mind.


• Get on the World Showcase. Develop a World-Class Mentality. When you are ready, try moving to New York or Los Angeles (or some other “real” city) and be willing to go up against the most powerful and hard-working in the creative industry. In these major metropolitan areas, you can come to understand the sheer magnitude of how many people (most of them posers) are trying to succeed, and figure out which tired-out patterns they are all stuck in. You will also find out that there are thousands of people with less talent than you but who are willing to work 100x harder than you are. On the flip-side, try living in the middle of nowhere and see what you can learn from that. 


• Trust your own ability to consistently create new ideas in the future. Commit to yourself over your entire lifespan. Life expectancy is 80 years. Yet many people grow old and worn out at 30. Why? 1/3 of the way into life is a terrible time to stop being creative.


• You do not have to have it all figured out or work according to any standard time-line. Do things when you are ready.


• There are many “asymmetrical” ways to earn money as a result of your art. Not all of them are direct, obvious, or on schedule. And they change all the time. Be thankful if one of them works to your advantage at a certain time.  


• Do not expect anyone to care about you more than you do. You have the ultimate responsibility to look after yourself. No one else is in your body or mind.


• Be yourself. It is the only way to attract people who will appreciate you for who you are.


• Learn to manage your own time. Do not wait for someone else to tell you when it is time to do something.


• Not everyone in the world is going to like you. So what? It is not your job to manage or control anyone else’s likes and dislikes. Let them make their own decisions and dislike you if they want to. There are too many people out there to waste that much time on.


• Learn to work as hard and diligently for yourself as you would for a boss. Wake up on time. Complete tasks on time. You owe yourself more respect than you owe a day job. To your boss, you are replaceable. To yourself, you are not.


• Understand that your talent is a long-term investment. Do not be shaken up by short-term losses, missed opportunities, or rejection. If you stick with it, you will get more than one lucky break.


• If you are going to ask for career advice, ask someone who is qualified and experienced — someone who has been there and back. Do not ask your depressed aunt, who has worked at a grocery store her entire life. Unless you want to work alongside her at the grocery store.


• Try and find a mentor. Then find another one. Always seek someone who has more experience if possible.


• Surround yourself with people who have succeeded in your field. As a second choice, surround yourself with people who have succeeded in any field. Seek out people you can learn from, or who can learn from you. Focus on upward motion and growth. How many of your friends are committed to this principle, and how many are going nowhere? Are they growing along with you?


• Be OK with others not being as talented as you. They are probably talented at something you are not. This may be hard to believe, but that is because it is rare.


• Sometimes you will learn about people who stumbled into their “success” without any effort. Perhaps they were born into it, inherited money, or they are just good looking. This often happens. But that sort of success is not sustainable over time and will not grow. These people usually end up on reality shows and horrible gossip magazines. They will most likely destroy whatever is handed to them, because they did not learn the principles to nurture success from the beginning. You are after the real thing.


• Learn to balance creativity with organizational skills. Manage your own affairs and take care of your own business. Do not be a flaky artsy type who can not take a shower or buy groceries. Plan things a day in advance, then plan things a week in advance, then a month in advance and so on. Learn to live in the future. Prepare for your life, rather than always living in a state of panic and emergency. You will be amazed at how much energy and time this frees up to be creative.


• Exercise. Eat healthy. Energy invested in these two things will help you immensely. Get enough sleep and you will maximize your enjoyment of the experiences you have while awake. Do not rush through life, racing from place to place and fooling yourself into thinking you are getting more done. Do only a few things and do them well, and take care of yourself in the process.


• Do not count on being given an opportunity. Opportunities will present themselves if you build a strong nucleus and be the center of your own career energy. It is not about what some rich producer has to offer you, it is about what YOU have to offer that will make people want to work with or for you. Do not beg for others to share their success with you. Do not chase success, attract it.


• Learn to sit and do nothing. Find a comfortable chair and do not watch television, do not listen to music, do not read a magazine. Turn off your cellphone, get away from Myspace / Flickr / Facebook and your friends or pets. Do not keep bombarding your mind with external stimulation and cramming things in from all directions. Just enjoy your own mind and realize that nothing bad is going to happen to you if you sit by yourself and shut off to the world. Look inward and see what you can find.


• Be strong. Become a mental weightlifter. Weights will not lift themselves to achieve the results you want, and neither will your mind. Develop your willpower and learn to fight through hard times.


• Make mistakes and then learn from them. Lose money. Lose friends. Get fired from your job. Go broke. Once you hit bottom a few times, you will not make such scared decisions. You will find out that you can start over again and again, with more knowledge and less fear. You will also find out who your real friends are.


• Make your own decisions. Do not seek endless advice from others. No one else is the authority on your life path. Answering your own questions is the only way you will learn to trust your own mind.


• Do not stop dreaming. Our imagination is the most important tool that we have. Mythology, legend, fiction… very powerful stuff! These abstractions stay with us for thousands of years and continue to inspire us.


• Art is a playground for your imagination. Let it go there and go crazy. No one is going to get hurt. 


• The majority of those professing to be creators are really just seeking fame and / or fortune. Fame and Fortune are best experienced as the effect, not the cause. Somehow, it all ended up backwards. The horse died a long time ago and it is being dragged under the cart.


• Do not listen to charlatans who try to sell you the secret, magical tricks and techniques to succeeding in a creative career. Creativity is a mysterious process, one that cannot be completely controlled. Enjoy it!

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Submit your questions immediately through one of the many communication devices attached directly to Dr. Zoltan’s mind, the most direct being drzoltan@drzoltan.com.

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Dr. Zoltan Øbelisk
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http://twitter.com/drzoltan ]]> Dr. Zoltan’s New “True Musicality Measurement Equation” 2009-01-06T19:07:39Z 2008-05-25T15:08:01Z tag:lists.ubikorp.com,2008-05-25:%2Fadmin%2Fmail.cgi%2Farchive%2Fdrzoltan%2F20080525150801%2F Dr. Zoltan’s New “True Musicality Measurement Equation” Dr. Zoltan’s New “True Musicality Measurement Equation” As of May 24, 2008, Dr. Zoltan Øbelisk is developing the first real, scientific equation to determine the total musicality of a given recorde Dr. Zoltan! drzoltan@drzoltan.com
Dr. Zoltan’s New “True Musicality Measurement Equation”


As of May 24, 2008, Dr. Zoltan Øbelisk is developing the first real, scientific equation to determine the total musicality of a given recorded piece. Each recorded work is measured in 25 different dimensions. The results can be shocking!
Here are the first 21 results based on the prototype model, with corresponding values:

Anti-Social (Anthrax) - 784
Bombtrack (Rage Against The Machine) - 841
Boys & Girls (Good Charlotte) - 1024
Of Wolf And Man (Metallica) - 1156
The Widow (Mars Volta) - 1225
Sk8r Boi (Avril Lavigne) - 1225
Totally Stupid (Andrew WK) - 1296
This Kiss (Faith Hill) - 1444
Words (Missing Persons) - 1521
Lateralus (Tool) - 1681
Electric Uncle Sam (Primus) - 1681
Certifiable #1 Smash (Kevin Gilbert) - 2025
Jackie Chan Is A Punk Rocker (Heavy Vegetable) - 2304
Flash Gordon Theme (Queen) - 2304
Empire (Queensryche) - 2500
Exo-Spatial Psionic Aura (Behold…The Arctopus) - 3481
Alien Hip-Hop (Planet X) - 3600
Beneath The Mask (Chick Corea Elektric Band) - 3600
Natural Science (Rush / Devin Townsend) - 3844
Woke Up Dreaming You (Marco Minnemann) - 3844
Bangkok / Fire Garden Suite (Steve Vai) - 5625

This equation is, for now, top-secret. The one detail that can be released at this time… is that a score of 2500 qualifies a musical piece as “completely mediocre in every possible way,”based on all of the available musical elements, techniques, and tools on earth.
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REVIEWS OF NEW DR. ZOLTAN EP
As promised, here are the reviews that were written by the most uncreative, lazy, and incoherent music journalists on earth -- the fans of Dr. Zoltan! Dr. Zoltan is quite disappointed with how inaccurate some of these reports are. From now on, all reviews will be written by Dr. Zoltan himself (or one of his many ghost writers, such as the one typing this). However, the is still hope... not all of the reviews have been submitted. Perhaps the final three, if and when they learn to create more than they consume, will provide more intellectually stimulating reports.
http://www.drzoltan.com/blog/2008/05/11/first-review-of-new-dr-zoltan-emily-dickinson-ep/
http://www.drzoltan.com/blog/2008/05/12/second-review-of-dr-zoltans-emily-dickinson-ep/
http://www.drzoltan.com/blog/2008/05/19/3rd-dr-zoltan-emily-dickinson-ep-review/
http://www.drzoltan.com/blog/2008/05/24/dr-zoltan-emily-dickinson-ep-review-by-zoog-e-71135/
http://maksbarzo.tumblr.com/post/35237133/dr-zoltan-belisk-is-giving-away-music-in-exchange
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]]> Have You Read Dr. Zoltan's New Blog? 2009-01-06T19:07:39Z 2008-05-15T15:39:51Z tag:lists.ubikorp.com,2008-05-15:%2Fadmin%2Fmail.cgi%2Farchive%2Fdrzoltan%2F20080515153951%2F • Dr. Zoltan has a new blog: http://www.drzoltan.com/blog. Subscribe to it. • Dr. Zoltan will attempt to finish recording his new full-length CD by the end of this month. • MutantMall.com / ECHELON is converting the Dr. Zoltan Øbelisk / Sir Millard Mulch Dr. Zoltan! drzoltan@drzoltan.com http://www.drzoltan.com/blog. Subscribe to it.
• Dr. Zoltan will attempt to finish recording his new full-length CD by the end of this month.
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