Date: October 18th 2008

This mailing list is completely worthless, because Dr. Zoltan is broadcasting his AMAZING message to thousands of humans who are not moved to action by the broadcasting of his AMAZING message. What are you going to do when you read this? Nothing? Play video games? Stand around in a very loud room filled with flashing lights with your friends, in which you have to shout just to hear them?

Dr. Zoltan is going to go to the book store and study a language called Japanese, because that is what Tim Ferriss would do in this situation.

Speaking of book stores:

Did you know that Dr. Zoltan is in 2600 Magazine right now? If you walk into any Barnes & Noble or Borders, you should be capable of locating the Autumn Issue in the Computers section: http://www.drzoltan.com/blog/2008/10/18/dr-zoltan-in-2600-the-hacker-quarterly/

Did you know that Dr. Zoltan has printed literally dozens and dozens of War On Fun T-Shirts that no one is purchasing? It seems the War On Fun is pooping out. Did everyone return to their frivolous activities, now that the economy is completely destroyed by Humans Who Cannot Think Of Anything Important To Do? Do not blame Dr. Zoltan, for he predicted all of this centuries ago. http://shop.mutantmall.com/products/war-on-fun-t-shirt

Read about a small town called Peanut Butter & Jelly: http://www.drzoltan.com/blog/2008/09/25/the-small-town-of-peanut-butter-and-jelly/

If you want more proof of what is wrong with the world and why we are wasting so much energy, watch Dr. Zoltan's live performance (from back in April 2008) with Marco Minnemann: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjbPq9YeEfc

As if that is not "faux-amateur" enough for you, listen to the latest episode of Why Are You Asking Me? (Topic: Analog Vs. Digital)... http://www.drzoltan.com/podcast/WhyAreYouAskingMe_003.mp3

Dr. Zoltan's advice is now broadcast on an NPR affiliate, WFIT 89.5 FM, Tuesday Nights, 10pm - Midnight, on a show called The Lacking Organization.

Could this weekend get any worse? Yes.

Watch this video about Williem Francis, in which Sir Millard Mulch makes a brief appearance: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS4O-PWPNZ0

If you can read Spanish, observe this new review of Sir Millard Mulch's old album: http://lafamosaland.blogspot.com/2008/09/sir-millard-mulch-how-to-sell-whole.html

There is nothing else.

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