Date: September 9th 2008

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THE LACKING ORGANIZATION RETURNS TO RADIO AFTER 18 YEARS
Perhaps some of you remember Julius C. Lacking of The Lacking Organization -- Director of Efficiency Studies on Sir Millard Mulch's "How To Sell The Whole F#@!ing Universe To Everybody... Once And For All!" If you happen to live in Florida, you might be able to tune into WFIT, 89.5 FM Melbourne at 10pm on Tuesday nights and listen to his new show, The Lacking Organization. This is the first time the show has aired in 18 years, so don't miss it.

Dr. Zoltan was hired to record a 28-minute radio mash-up commercial for it, which is supposedly in rotation on this very particular NPR station. Listen to the commercial here: http://www.lacking.org/audio/promo-2008-09.mp3. You may recognize the following famous songs by artists you have never heard of: Mango Cool, Fatty Boom Boom, Taco Wagon, Índios Do Norte, Brotherhood Of Man, Ironic Trucker Hat, My Evaline, Dark Star, California Stutter, Evil Plot To Blow Up Batman. This is just a sampling of some of the music will be caused to be played on the show.

Check out the station's website: http://www.wfit.org/

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"DIRTY" DIRECTED BY WILL MAIER
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