Date: July 6th 2008

RECENT BLOG POSTS
Visit http://www.drzoltan.com/blog/ to see what is new! Here are some recent postings...

June 24, 2008 - Dr. Zoltan Vs. Drippy The Waitress (Fiction!)
June 25, 2008 - Dr. Zoltan "Tool" YouTube Video Passes 500 Text Comments
June 27, 2008 - Mohamed Atta's Ex-Girlfriend In Venice, FL
June 28, 2008 - Music Is A Felony?
July 2, 2008 - How To Cope With Depression, by Lev Yilmaz
July 3, 2008 - How To Launch Nuclear Weapons By Whistling Into A Payphone!
July 4, 2008 - Hakim Bey: Why Artists Are Important To The United States
July 5, 2008 - In Celebration of X-Day, Dr. Zoltan Gives Away All Of His Music For FREE.

As of The Tenth Anniversary of X-Day* (July 5, 2008), Dr. Zoltan has delivered a deadly attack on the music industry. “Not all things should be measured,” and Dr. Zoltan is proud to join other brave members of the music community in making all of his music FREE.

That’s right, FREE. Just like text. Just like images. With the much-needed extinction of Record Labels, Recording Studios, and Compact Discs, music of the mass-marketed variety is nothing but a frozen-in-time jingle or advertisement for the true creator behind it all. Thanks to technology, all recordings are now bootlegs. Those who are willing to rise to the challenge (and learn from The Brothers Chaps†) will take advantage of the creative freedom and new possibilities that digital media offers. So go ahead — download and share all you want.

Visit http://www.drzoltan.com/contact.php to get the music!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Artists don't have customers, they have fans and patrons (a polite way of saying Cult Members). If you'd like to asymmetrically contribute to the mission of the mythological misanthropist that is Dr. Zoltan, there are several ways to do so:

1.) Join The Secret Club! Dr. Zoltan's meta-creator controls a secret society called MutantMall.com / ECHELON. For $4.99 a month, you can gain access to rough mixes, demos, sketches, and endless documentation (9 years worth, over 1,100 entries) of psychological problems under the pretense of Studio Journals. Interact directly with the meta-creator and become involved in his daily thoughts. http://www.mutantmall.com/echelon.php

2.) Commission Dr. Zoltan to create a unique composition for you. In return for a suitable campaign contribution, Dr. Zoltan is at your disposal.

3.) Purchase a physical souvenir / collectible / antique in the form of a CD or T-Shirt from MutantMall.com. http://www.mutantmall.com

4.) Purchase digital downloads of Sir Millard Mulch & Dr. Zoltan from iTunes or CDBaby. Some humans enjoy this process, as it directly compensates the artist. Dr. Zoltan actually purchases all of his favorite music in this manner. http://www.cdbaby.com/drzoltan

5.) What is listening to Dr. Zoltan's music worth to you? You decide, and make a PayPal donation. Send to drzoltan@drzoltan.com

6.) Prove your worth as an illiterate 15-year-old by communicating with Dr. Zoltan: drzoltan@drzoltan.com. Let him know how much you enjoy his adventures in musical geometry and pointilism.

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Dr. Zoltan Øbelisk
Hollywood's Most Innovative Entertainer Since Carrot Top
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*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X-Day_%28Church_of_the_SubGenius%29
†http://www.homestarrunner.com